Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.

*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."

by TDYVK September 14, 2011

study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.

Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.

by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008

Happy studying

lit. "have fun studying." Not meant to be taken literally, but more in a sarcastic undertone.

Girl: Yea, I got the Chem final tomorrow... gotta study still.
Guy: Haha, me too. Happy studying!

by denzelnolet April 26, 2010

General studies

Most 16-18 year olds in the UK are forced to take this subject, but it isn't recognized by a lot of universities due to its incredible easiness (from personal experience, it is possible to get 93% without attending a single class, revising or even knowing what the exam is about). Serves to crush the confidence of students everywhere as they learn how to:

Read newspapers
Find the areas of surfaces
Form social opinions
Re-enforce work done two years ago for subjects which hold no interest

Also a nice source of income for examining boards.

1. "I wanted to go to my Further Maths lesson but I need to do some fucking General Studies speaking competition."

2. "Dude, she's easier than General Studies"

by cjr November 3, 2005

Study Island

Study Island, The most annoying site on the internet.

Me: GOD I HATE FUCKING STUDY ISLAND!
Betty: Same... I hate it too.

by тord March 29, 2019

Study Island

A crappy website used by teachers to torment students with a flawed answer system that makes your teeth grind. When using this, side effects are: suicidal thoughts, anger issues, and low self esteem

30 years in the future...
Son: DAD I LOVE STUDY ISLAND!
Dad: *starts having Vietnam flashbacks*
Also Dad: Y’know what son I’m gonna get some milk

by NumberAfter419 May 18, 2020

Studying Dopamine

Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

by Dr. I Don't Give A Fuck January 26, 2011