stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.

Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.

by alex December 28, 2003

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.

by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

Stripper

An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.

That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.

by farkfarkfark October 21, 2012

slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

Stripper Fuel

Slang for alcohol and cocaine. Most often whiskey and stomped-on shit.

Stella missed her rotation because she was jacked up on stripper fuel.

by Dr. of Bootology August 22, 2010