stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

get Stapped

To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.

Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.

by IAmBoard April 13, 2010

finger slipped

An excuse used by mobile game players when they lose, Can only be used by 4930+ pb players th

Kyle* " Why did you lose Cali?!"
Cali* "My finger slipped"

Kyle* "oh alright it's not a lose then*

by Young PlatiCali June 3, 2018

shipped upstate

To send someone to the penitentury.

Carla got shipped upstate! She better keep her bootyhole tight!

by Sharell September 22, 2005

shipped

Murdered and disposed off.

He was shipped last week by Big Red.

by Epicurus November 30, 2016

Slipped

When one's fingers accidently penetrate through the toilet roll whilst wiping the posterior post crap.

Most commonly occurs with the cheap tracing paper style toilet roll found in primary schools.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you been eating nutella with your fingers?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, i just slipped and they had run out of soap"

by Clarence1982 May 4, 2011

shipped in

just ship it in

Shipped in, just ship it in. Do it.

by Plunging at 5pm September 1, 2017