Spoon

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

by Oompada November 26, 2016

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021

Spoon

Spoon

Use a fucking spoon to eat dumbass.

by sfhbayuwsfyhuw April 8, 2022

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020

spoon

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013