by Cam'Ron_G February 17, 2010
Get the Sparkle Fagsmug. Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).
by Jacktor April 20, 2019
Get the Sparkling Watermug. Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.
Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.
Bisexuals are half.
Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.
Bisexuals are half.
Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.
by wtfitsgina April 3, 2011
Get the Sparkle Snatchermug. The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
by uofibartender August 19, 2009
Get the Sparkle Theorymug. I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.
by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010
Get the Sparkling Turdmug. 1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time
2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside
(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle
2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside
(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle
by Sparkle pussy April 4, 2019
Get the Sparkle pussymug. Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.
by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009
Get the Sparkle Fagmug.