Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011

spiffyhorse

A really sexy horse sim game that has a mascot called hank. Sometimes shortened to SH

I hate horseland so I joined Spiffyhorse

by )_) May 4, 2009

Scaffy

When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.

Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"

Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"

Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"

Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"

Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"

..Example 2..

Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"

Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

SpiffyLad

A Scottish slang for the fat cubby people who use fake pictures in a way to fool people. And, somrtimes claiming to have a cancer in the booty

"Why does SpiffyLad has his ass in his DP"
"The cancer in his ass"

by Dubaisexiboy96 August 3, 2017

Spiffy Lad

(adjective) A decptive person who thinks he's sly when in reality he's just a dumb cunt.

(Person 1) I got a message from a big booty hoe on KIK, inviting me for hot webcam sex. ;)
(Person 2) You know that she's probably just a Spiffy Lad.
(Person 1) Fml :(

by ANONCUNT95 August 3, 2017

spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003