soil

To soil is to shit in your pants.

I hope I dont soil myself.

by JHHWILD February 1, 2004

Soiled it!

Reference to the Spongebob episode “The Algae’s Always Greener,” in which Spongebob gets a customer’s order wrong in his newfound role as cashier. He confesses to his manager Plankton (who has used a contraption to switch lives with Mr. Krabs,) and begins crying and screaming the phrase.

“A customer asked for a medium drink, and I gave him a large. I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!...”

by The urban definer December 23, 2017

Soignon

A french brand of goat cheese.

For breakfast this morning, I had some Soignon goat cheese on toast.

by tangytoad November 8, 2004

soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

soichi

A cinnamon roll of a man. Wears a cape during Halloween lecture. Loves his dogs even after they die. Showed us his mom's colon.

Wow, is that his mom's colon? Oh soichi!

by slender salamander October 29, 2021

from the soil

One who comes directly from the place being referred to. Where you are from & live.

We been out here kickin it since pampers. We from the soil

by Burnie Sanders June 11, 2016