A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

by Mentae April 25, 2020

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
by Screte January 15, 2015

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa
by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)
Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.
by Ghoststew October 14, 2019

I am so fucking retarded.
Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*
by chawklit luver November 8, 2007
