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sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him
by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021
mugGet the sofa king stew peedmug.

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.
Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!
by Mentae April 25, 2020
mugGet the Mashed Potato Sofa Wigmug.

DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.
Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)
by Screte January 15, 2015
mugGet the DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)mug.

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa
omg your socks are as red as Mr cheals red sofa.
by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021
mugGet the Mr cheals red sofamug.

Upside-down Larry on the Sofa

A sex move wherein a male will lay upside down on a couch or sofa with his back on the seat cushions and legs offer the back rest then ejaculate directly into his own face. (Can also be preformed on the subject or the "Larry" if you will, by another.)
Did you hear? Tim tried an Upside-down Larry on The Sofa and his dad walked in and caught him during the money shot.
by Ghoststew October 14, 2019
mugGet the Upside-down Larry on the Sofamug.

iam sofa king we todd it

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006
mugGet the iam sofa king we todd itmug.

sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*
Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.
by chawklit luver November 8, 2007
mugGet the sofa king wee todd didmug.

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