Slacktivity

slack-tiv-i-ty

(noun)

Completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentional lack of attention to detail, or by person just not giving a sh!t.

Occasionally, slacktivity can lead to being relieved of a duty that said person might not want to be doing anyway, when used strategically.

Coworker A: Look at all these glasses in the cabinet! They aren't in the proper lines, so they don't all fit. Plus, some of them are facing up, and not facing down as everyone should always have them placed.

Coworker B: Yep. It's Jeff's week on kitchen duty. He is a master of slacktivity.

Coworker A: FORGET IT. I'll just do the kitchen stuff on his weeks.

by BrandonChrist April 21, 2014

slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

slackman

a person with every kind of genital disease possible

wow emily pulled a slackman

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.

"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."

by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009

slack palmful

A large handful of something

Hey, Gretchen, you couldn't fetch me a slack palmful of eyelets?

by Zeta +Shaun January 17, 2008

Slackerpiece

The most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman, but only in a brief moment of inspiration. Consistency is the foe of one who creates a Slackerpiece.

Wow! Johnny's Slackerpiece shows some real talent, too bad his talent shines through only once in a while.

by MunkeeVision April 29, 2008

Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011