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shant

The opposite of bant, should be said when someone has made a shit joke. It is effectively shit banter.
Wow Misha that is shant
by harr1_d March 13, 2019
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Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.
Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.
by P1cha3l June 16, 2018
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Shants

They are not short enough to be called shorts, but they are not long enough to be called pants. They are right in the middle where the "shants" hang below the knee cap.
Dude, what kind of shorts are those

Those are shorts, man, they are too long to be shorts; them thangs are Shants.
by Shants Lover July 18, 2022
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Shant

An Armenian boy’s name for lightning.
I heard Shant makes a mean kabob.
by Hoparjan November 22, 2021
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Shants

Short for "Shirt Pants." Pants that can be considered to be both a shirt and pants because they are worn so high.

Can also work for "mom jeans" as they are also worn high.
by shantz February 13, 2013
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Shanted

A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.
Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.
by anonymous June 25, 2024
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Shant

A shant is a word that describes an object that is rather odd and obtuse it can be 2d and 3d a pluter can also be used for a clumsy person put into s more positive and nicer term
Stev: you are a shant child stop breaking everything

Child:ok but im not the shant u are
by Xoxo_annonoymus_xoxo January 2, 2019
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