shanghai neck-lick

well it's just what it sounds like. Having your neck licked by some groupie or whatever without your total consent in Shanghai or anywhere.
"Standing at the rim of the violence, I was groped by a drunk punker, complete with a shanghai neck-lick. My contempt for all-things-androgen reached its peak, and, smearing the saliva off my collar, I mined my purse for keys."
Someone Shanghai neck-licks and slobers on your neck or collar.
by badmotherboard September 16, 2006
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Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010
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Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.
P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016
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Shanghai Slugger

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008
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Shanghai

when you need to take a shit and you’re too embarrassed to say “i need to shit”
Derived from the intro of Nicki Minaj’s song ‘Shanghai’ which sounds like diarrhea
Dude, I need to shanghai.”
by ninaboobrev March 18, 2020
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Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
by A-trips October 30, 2020
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Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 9, 2022
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