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Shane

Quite a marvelous person. Not a day you won’t think about him! Just so brilliant, funny and always has great advice,
Elizabeth:Hey, there’s Shane!!
Random person:Really Shane is marvellous!
by Hewwo:) November 21, 2018
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Shane

A gentle, timid buffoon of a kid. Very clumsy and often causes problems on accident, but he quickly apologizes and does his best to make everything better. He has curly, bouncy hair, which is tinted with silver. His smile, when he does, is warm and sincere. Shane always treats his friends with respect, and always loves to make people laugh. He often stutters, and stumbles over his words, which is SO CUTE! The kid used to be a class clown, loud and obnoxious, and he’s actually toned that down, becoming more of a gentle, timid person. Shane is very short, but makes up for it with a mean left hook. Shane is so creative, always carrying around a sketchbook or a pencil. Or, you’ll find him in his room playing games, and eating sweets. Adorable. Girls, get a Shane, and never let him go.
“. Aw, look at that Shane, he’s so shy.. “
“. I can’t believe his self esteem is so low.. what a Shane. “
by GirlWithTheGlasses1010 May 24, 2020
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Shane

A really funny person who can always make you laugh, hes one of the hottest boy at school you with you could have him, he is very loyal and always has a girlfriend but you wont care, shane is a person who you wish you were dating, he is not girls and flirting but it seems he always have a girlfriend
Damn shane is so hot! But he has a girlfriend. I witlsh I could date him.
by Hi I'm bobbbb January 20, 2019
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Shane

Weird man. Semi-bald. Hotter than his brother fosho
Look that's Shane. I thought he was dead. Oh well.
by a human bean October 22, 2018
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Shane

A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 8, 2009
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Shane

Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Lauren: Dude, that stupid shane kid just knocked down a mailbox.
Madison: I know, I love him.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
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Shane

a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.

See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
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