A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
by Jiggleby December 26, 2013
person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020
by ersea April 19, 2013
by Bigdong99 November 14, 2022
A person that continually rubs their forehead until their hair line recedes. One who worries about about every little thing in life while rubbing their forehead. The leading cause of premature baldness in Duttons.
The mechanic said: Your car runs just fine, don't be such a Forehead Scraper.
If you worry about worrying too much, you may be a Forehead Scraper.
If you worry about worrying too much, you may be a Forehead Scraper.
by 3 Finger Floyd April 15, 2010
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The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.
by Kuips512 April 07, 2014