Savings and Moan

The mental memory bank that stores all masturbatory fantasies.

I had to make a withdrawal from the Savings and Moan after my date last night.

by asploadinghead June 13, 2010

Jenny save

the shabbiest save of a cigarette you will ever receive, practically just smoking the fillie. (filter)

oi, do me a jenny save?

(do me the shabbiest save of a rollie)

by CCMELHC October 7, 2021

save on foods

A supermarket that sells "fresh" food with "unbeatable" prices.

Hey Jimmy imma waste ma 30$ for sum cabbage at Save On Foods

by FortniteSuxDick October 2, 2018

cost saving

Taking some action that will stop an identified cause of cash loss.

We saved loads by microwaving the cat. Not only did we reduce our food shop bill, but we also had a hearty protein rich meal for free!

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Cock Saved

Opposite of cock blocked, instead of blocking your cock from access this act steers it towards greener pastures

Cock Saved: When i was about to go into my room with that uggo my friend stopped me. At the time i thought it was a cock block but upon having sobered up it was in fact a cock save.

by deandel March 16, 2009

period saved

Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.

"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."

by alex3 January 20, 2014

Rage Save

When you press random buttons in frustration during a hard battle (boss fight, annoying group of enemies, etc.), and inadvertantly figuring out a new technique to help win against the enemies.

Gamer 1: I kept getting KO'd while fighting Galactus on Marvel vs. Capcom 3, so I threw down my controller one time when he did one of his finishing moves, but I didn't die!

Gamer 2: Nice Rage Save.

by Kurt the Jailer March 7, 2011