An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008
Get the samuelmug. A person whos shy,funny,and smart.Samuels also loves video games,music and youtube.(WELL MY FRIEND SAMUEL)
by STRONG PANDA31 January 18, 2018
Get the Samuelmug. 
Samuel is a great person, They can be mean and tough sometimes but they just do it in a spur of the moment, usually good looking and funny they also are special and if you aren't friends with one you need to be NOW!!!
by KingViews February 7, 2020
Get the Samuelmug. A nice guy never wants you to be harmd he feels lonely needs to be loved if you love samuel then he will be there for you sometime he can be lazy but he has sedative emotions but he will be there he is going to be a great person he loves sports and trys to be good at every thing he does
by Samuels things September 20, 2019
Get the Samuelmug. Someone who will tell you things as they are. He wouldn't hide anything from you. He'll give you all the protection you need. Great at being Cuddly and Fluffy. He'll need you just as much as you need him. Make every moment count and make sure to give him headpats every Samuel likes those ;3
Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.
Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.
by TotallyNotDeathWolf April 1, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. Sam is one of the cutest, sweetest, funniest, and caring guys ever. He is very understanding and doesn't take things too seriously, especially when something goes wrong. He is respectful and has good values. Sam is strong, athletic, and good at sports. When he talks to you, your heart will beat so fast. When he looks at you, all you'll want to do is gaze into his eyes and hug him for five minutes straight. Being around him makes you feel like you're on top of the world. When you're with Sam, time ticks away. Being with him for two hours feels like five minutes. Leaving Sam will make you feel incomplete and missing him every second. If you know a Sam, keep him around because he is so special. I'm telling you- he is different than any other guy you will ever meet.
Katie: "Hey, who's that cute guy hitting aces on the court?"
Brooke: "Oh, him. *sighs* That's Samuel (Sam). I've had the biggest crush on him forever."
Brooke: "Oh, him. *sighs* That's Samuel (Sam). I've had the biggest crush on him forever."
by girlwithathoughtcloud June 8, 2019
Get the Samuelmug.