runny stool

a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.

bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!

by Typsy December 19, 2007

whiskey runs

Condition caused by drinking too much whiskey which causes loose stool, a.k.a. "the runs".

I spent all morning on the toilet, I have the damn whiskey runs.

by Maurese March 20, 2006

Gator-Runs

Well expired Gatorade which when consumed, can cause explosive diarrhea.

Gator-Runs is commonly a bottle of Gatorade which is at least 3 or more months over the expiration date.

Guy: Dude, want some Gatorade?
Girl: Sure(drinks Gatorade)
Guy: That's seven months old, have fun with the Gator-Runs.

Guy: Man I've had Gator-Runs all day!
Girl: What the hell is Gator-Runs?!
Guy: Expired Gatorade, it makes you shit your fucking pants.

by Colegiance March 1, 2011

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

by Teabag man June 12, 2008

russy

a code word for vagina or pussy that can easily be used in conversation or posted on facebook or myspace.

If things go well I may get me some russy tonight...

by 38cwc March 24, 2010

runty

spunky, feisty, wriggly. Aka runticular.

As runty as a retriever.

by markie howie September 30, 2003

runny egg ass

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.

Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."

by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009