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The 3-6 rule

The 3-6 rule is the only exception to the bro code, ( but only if both bros have agreed upon it)

The rule is that after a bro breaks up with a girl the other bro has to wait 3 weeks before he can officially get together (date) with that girl. After that 3 week he has to wait another 3 week to bang her. Thus making 6 weeks.
Bro1: Hey bro if you and Jackie ever break up can we use the 3-6 rule?

Bro2: sure!
by Landocoats November 3, 2013
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exception to the rule

A person who no matter the situation or risk will beat the odds. A person that always proves you wrong, weather its a dangerous person holding a gun to his face and (while laughing) unarms the person, An Exception to the Rule falls off a derrick and breaks his back and still gets back up and walks, works, and party's harder than any other motherfucker in the world. The Exception to the Rule will drink you under the table and not have a hangover. The Exception to the Rule will have a stroke and not go to the hospital but still be able to get up in the morning to take his son to school displaying no effects from the otherwise debilitating physical event. The Exception to the Rule will be the person to explain freedom from tyranny after suffering more than most in the world could ever understand, and then give you a true and honest solution to the problem and create a world wear all people are truly free and safe. The Exception to the Rule will always keep his word, will always prove you wrong. The Exception to the Rule is the type of person who should be the President of the United States of America, The Exception to the Rule is the type of person you will remember and tell stories of to your children and your children's children will tell stories of. The Exception to the Rule is your true best friend, the ultimate lover, an amazing father and son, he is the light in darkness and mind of an artist and warrior all at the same time never relenting and always sharp as a tack.
Wow that man is truly an exception to the rule!
by Mike Ryan's Exception February 14, 2017
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The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017
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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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The Golden Rule

When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.

It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you

Josh: No way, that's gay!

Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
by jolzz October 14, 2011
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three-what rule

If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.

If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').

BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:

1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.

or

2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.
Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>
by duffmandarrah October 11, 2005
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The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
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