Ruben

A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe

Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA

by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020

Ruben

Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.

I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!

by _brixn.m January 2, 2017

RUBEN

A NOT HANDSOME GUY. NOBODY THINKS HE CUTE WHATSOEVER.... RUDE TOXIC GUY🙄🤠🤡💀

“Omg it’s Ruben”
“He’s not handsome”

by Unicornlovesforever November 5, 2019

Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

ruben

homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo

yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben

by dude879 October 31, 2011

Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel

Ruben is weak

by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017