Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024

rodrigo

the best thing that could ever happen to you. he may come into your life unexpectedly, but you won't regret letting him in. he's the sweetest most understanding guy you will ever meet. he's a great listener. no matter what is. he's caring. he's thoughtful. he's very smart too. at first, you may find him annoying. but you'll have no other choice but to grow to love him I can promise that. and when you get to that point, you'll look at him and see everything you could ever want in a single guy.

Person 1: "That guy seems like a real keeper!"

Person 2: "Yeah that's Rodrigo!"

by kanyewestlover9111 August 18, 2022

Rodrigo salas

Rodrigo salas He is Funny, Sometimes stupid and is a caring person. He really like video games, and is always laughing alot. He is mean sometimes with people that make fun of him.

Rodrigo salas is sometimes super nice.

by Salad with grass May 5, 2019

rodrigo

someone that comes into your life unexpectedly, but once you let him in you will forever thank yourself for that decision. he's caring. he's thoughtful. he's the sweetest and most understanding guy you will ever meet. you may have found him annoying at first, but you'll grow to love and cherish this guy. and one day you'll look at yourself and wonder how one person could've impacted you in such a way. he has a beautiful way of thinking. he's good with kids. he can uplift your mood no matter how bad it can be. he's the one person you know you can always go to. and you can trust him with your life. I trust him with my life. and to top it off he has these beautiful brown eyes that can make your heart skip a beat just by looking into them. don't even get me started on his smile. this guy's smile will be the one thing that makes you fold if everything else I listed doesn't. don't lose him. whatever you do, don't lose him, please. he's one in a million

Person 1: "I want to turn my life around."

Person 2: "Have you met Rodrigo yet?"

by kanyewestlover9111 August 18, 2022

Rodrigo

Rodrigo is the guy with the looks he is so frigging hot and his hair is perfect his smile is perfect and everything about him is perfect. He's shy at some times but once u get to know him he is so frigging funny. He is so charming and will do anything for u.

"Rodrigo is so cute" *hits table cuz he's so cute*

by 17ovelean August 4, 2022

Rodrigo

Rodrigo: A tall and handsome dude who's got a knack for juggling multiple relationships at once. Watch out for his slick manipulative moves – he's the master of pulling tricks and dropping truth bombs only when caught. Looks can be deceiving; Rodrigo's charm often comes with a side of relationship drama and a trail of broken hearts. He is also very bad in bed

"I think my boyfriend in cheating on me"
"Oh he must be a Rodrigo"

by Turkskatch December 23, 2023

Rodrigo

Rodrigo is the man in love with a girl and they are going to have many ropium babies… he is the fat kid that gets bullied and the girl he loves is always by his side when he is crying on his shoulder. Rodrigo loves getting pegged, and having e-sex with his one true Fortnite kitten. He is ass at Fortnite and can’t even get a kill. He wears glasses and has small eyes, and you can’t tell when he’s high, but he’s always hitting the shaq! He is trying to quit, but we all know that’s not going to happen. He’s so addicted. Rodrigo has an addictive personality. Rodrigo also is black, but hates his kind. Rodrigo is Indian and HATES tacos. He loves butter chicken and chicken masala. He is also a curly head, and his user name is curly head._rodarius. He tends to go by the name of a famous celebrity, and one time fell through the floor stage while performing. It was very sad. He is ass at Fortnite. Because of this, Rodrigo is now an alcoholic, and has an addiction to saying the n word. this is what all Rodrigo’s around the world are like. Be aware.

Girl 1: OMG who is that man?
Girl 2: That is Rodrigo?
Rodrigo: Hey guys! I hate black people and love chicken masala!

by Rod’s Tummy January 6, 2024