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Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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sexiest bitch you can find on the planet, will give you a blowjob and has a secret crush on a guy called javad and yes she's very intelligent and hot and truthfull all the time
"Oh i wish Rita was my girl"
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I have bigger Ritas than ruby
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“Damn that bitch is fat and ugly. She is such a Rita”
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When you impulsively but too much things at once, usually books, CDs or vinyl discs.
Me: Man, I just bought six vinyls.
Friend: You mean, you just pulled a Rita.
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Estranged daughter of Odin, a Rita is the most magestic woman you'll ever lay eyes on. A Rita can often be spotted from a distance due to their wild hair and distinctive sense of style. Ritas are highly intelligent. They are driven by love and passion and are loyal to the bitter end. Rita will always have your back. The coolest Ritas have punk rock running through her veins. Every punk rock scene has a Rita, and everyone wants to be her friend Ritas are typically independent thinkers. They live by their own moral code, and have the best sense of humor. But do not ever cross them. These Ritas have zero tolerance for stupidity and will kick your ass without warning.
Rita just said hi to me dude, she knows my name.
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