nigga rican

someone who is half black and half puerto rican.

he ain't blaxican. his mama is pro rican so he nigga rican.

by yamato. September 9, 2006

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

nekkid puerto rican girl

Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.

"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.

by Angel August 21, 2004

Puerto Rican

Oh, yeah! It was about damn time someone said the truth! I agree with Lobito Triste on this one folks. The Americans have a huge misconception about Puerto Ricans. They think we are like Fat Joe, or Jlo and those Newyorkricans. Puertoricans are a nice breed of people that are way more different than those ppl you see on the streets saying stuff like YO! WhAD UP DAWG? In order to understand what a puertorican is you must visit the island or meet people that actually came from the island. There's a difference between newyorkricans and Puerto Ricans (newyorkricans is how people from the island call those puerto ricans that were born and raised on the U.S. regardless of where they are) And like Lobito Triste said there are is an increasing number of Headbangers and skaters on the island. (It's rare to find that kind of puertoricans on the U.S. and I happen to be one of them thank you very much.)

Not all of us listen to reggaeton and talk with that urban accent. We can speak both spanish and English properly. I just want to say that we are a race that we have a little bit of white, indian and black blood in our veins and that's what makes us so diverse.

Not all Puerto Ricans are ghetto, that's exactly what gives the puerto ricans such a bad name. :D

by Unique human55 January 11, 2006