Chocolate Rice

An African American, with a very small male anatomy. Rare in most cases, but is apparent in some.

LeBron said Chris Bosh got some chocolate rice in his pants... Poor guy.

by Blueberryyumyum123 April 12, 2014

riced

To be riced. To be so drunk it seems to be a good idea to start a food fight in a curry house on the way home from a night out. Usually someone will have rice thrown in their face, this should be accompanied by a comment from a thrid party 'You just got riced'. Other antic's usually found when getting riced are 'popadum smashed over head' and 'mint sauce spoon catapult'.

'You were riced last night, you even curried a waiter!'

by eddy_marks January 19, 2009

Cream rice

The act of getting a creampie with chunks in it.

Tim gave me a cream rice, I looked nasty.

by Sweatervest9000 June 15, 2013

Soup Riced

Another term for Surprised.

Me: "Oh Maxine I'm soup riced you're here"
Maxine: "Lamaw"

by Banjo_Bro May 27, 2021

Ray Riced

Getting punched in the face violently with excessive force in close quarters getting your face crushed.

I was playing Destiny and I Ray Riced this thrall so hard that he hit a back flip.

by L1MBS September 14, 2014

jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

Kaycee Rice

One of the best dancers of our time, so sweet and amazing, SHE ISN’T HUMAN

Just watched a Kaycee Rice compilation my wig is in orbit!!!!

by oatmeal girl June 12, 2018