a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.
Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
by RemoteW November 21, 2021
something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon March 04, 2016
An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
by fngf3501 April 12, 2022
by #olderlady October 02, 2018