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remotherfuckindiculous

outrageosly, stupid, and ridiculous.
A pig pulls a guy over for going four miles over the speed limit.
Speeder:"This is remotherfuckindiculous!"
by Jenny April 9, 2005
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Universal Remote

Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.
Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"
by a. monk October 12, 2009
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Something Smells like Remote Control Cars

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.
"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."
by Babyface June 13, 2005
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remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.
I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.
by k's May 23, 2005
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Remotenay

Pronounced rem-ott-enn-ay.

Remotenay is the syndrome caused by losing the television remote, that makes people watch something along the lines of an auction channel, all day long, because they can't be arsed to walk three yards to turn it over.
Person #1: Hey, put the football on for me.
Person #2: Get off the phone and do it yourself.
Person #1: Bloody hell! I have remotenay and you won't even help me?
Person #2: I live three hours away, do it yourself.
by Rhys H September 3, 2007
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the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006
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Rexbot

A Robot sexbot. Alternative way of saying sexbot.
"Luke was excited to go home so he could chat to a rexbot."
by Gravitee May 13, 2010
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