best Christian rock band ever
hits all genres: techno, punk, soft rock, emo, gospel, half country, and then there are the songs that can only be described as Relient K
covers all moods: praise, pessimism, hatred, love, bliss, shallow, nostalgic, bitter,... all can occur in the same exact song, too
they sing of love, how idiotic the world is, and God/Jesus
can sound so smack-daddy whilst singing about such moral topics. they have achieved what no one else these days can: not swearing, drinking, partying, or sexing, but still being amazing.
Songs:
Which to bury, us or the Hatchet
Pink Tux(In love w/ the 80's)
Sahara
Candlelight
Be My Escape
For the Moments I Feel Faint
The Best Thing
I Need You
Bite My Tongue
Must've Done Something Right
My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
Getting into You
More than Useless
Trademark
Maintain Consciousness
If You Believe Me
hits all genres: techno, punk, soft rock, emo, gospel, half country, and then there are the songs that can only be described as Relient K
covers all moods: praise, pessimism, hatred, love, bliss, shallow, nostalgic, bitter,... all can occur in the same exact song, too
they sing of love, how idiotic the world is, and God/Jesus
can sound so smack-daddy whilst singing about such moral topics. they have achieved what no one else these days can: not swearing, drinking, partying, or sexing, but still being amazing.
Songs:
Which to bury, us or the Hatchet
Pink Tux(In love w/ the 80's)
Sahara
Candlelight
Be My Escape
For the Moments I Feel Faint
The Best Thing
I Need You
Bite My Tongue
Must've Done Something Right
My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend
Getting into You
More than Useless
Trademark
Maintain Consciousness
If You Believe Me
by BelletheBeast July 22, 2011
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Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex
You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
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dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007
Get the involuntary reexamination of recent food choices mug.Christian university started by televangelist Pat Robertson. Originally called "CBN University" (interestingly named after the TV channel), the goal of this institution is to turn out Christian Neoconservative drones in hopes of putting them into positions of power (such as in DC, Hollywood, news media, etc.). This became apparent after the Monica Goodling scandal, which revealed hundreds of Regent grads working in the Bush Administration. Most of the classes at Regent focus on applying right-wing Christian ideals to politics, law, and the media.
Regent considers its law school to be better than that of Harvard, yet it is so poorly ranked it's a joke. A degree from Walden University will get you more job opportunities than a degree from this place. It is ranked lower than a ttt and its students' reviews are even worse. However, the people at Regent know this, which is why they create massive amounts of propaganda to make the school look better than it is. They like to brag about beating Harvard Law students in competitions, but when it comes to who gets the better careers after school, Regent alumni can hardly get up there.
By the way, John Ashcroft is now a Regent faculty. That alone should make you think.
Regent considers its law school to be better than that of Harvard, yet it is so poorly ranked it's a joke. A degree from Walden University will get you more job opportunities than a degree from this place. It is ranked lower than a ttt and its students' reviews are even worse. However, the people at Regent know this, which is why they create massive amounts of propaganda to make the school look better than it is. They like to brag about beating Harvard Law students in competitions, but when it comes to who gets the better careers after school, Regent alumni can hardly get up there.
By the way, John Ashcroft is now a Regent faculty. That alone should make you think.
Marty: I'm going to UPenn. Where are you going?
Timmy: Sucks. My parents are making me go to Regent University, because they think if I go anywhere else I'll turn into a dirty liberal hippie who wears keffiyehs and protests capitalism.
Marty: Man, that really blows.
Timmy: Yeah. They want me to be a lawyer, so they tell me I have to stay at Regent for law school, too.
Marty: Well, good luck working McDonald's for the rest of your life.
Timmy: Sucks. My parents are making me go to Regent University, because they think if I go anywhere else I'll turn into a dirty liberal hippie who wears keffiyehs and protests capitalism.
Marty: Man, that really blows.
Timmy: Yeah. They want me to be a lawyer, so they tell me I have to stay at Regent for law school, too.
Marty: Well, good luck working McDonald's for the rest of your life.
by ConservatismSucks September 4, 2009
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Here's an example from the New York Geometry Regents---getting 41 credits out of 86 (half the test right) nets you a 65%. Come in with your calculator and slam your face on the test and you'll pass, and if you don't come in during August and you'll definitely pass.
Here's an example from the New York Geometry Regents---getting 41 credits out of 86 (half the test right) nets you a 65%. Come in with your calculator and slam your face on the test and you'll pass, and if you don't come in during August and you'll definitely pass.
Fred: Oh shit, I've got Regents in one hour!
Zach: Those things don't count outside of New York.
Fred: Wait really?
Zach: Yeah, and colleges only care if you pass it or not. You could get a 100 or a 65 and it wouldn't matter for shit.
Jason: I just wrote all the formulas I'd need for my math regents on my arm because they aren't on the reference sheet for some reason.
Zach: Yeah that's what I did the proctors don't give a shit.
Zach: Those things don't count outside of New York.
Fred: Wait really?
Zach: Yeah, and colleges only care if you pass it or not. You could get a 100 or a 65 and it wouldn't matter for shit.
Jason: I just wrote all the formulas I'd need for my math regents on my arm because they aren't on the reference sheet for some reason.
Zach: Yeah that's what I did the proctors don't give a shit.
by pooperhunter69 June 20, 2014
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Jenna takes a group photo of her and her friends on the beach, and posts it on her Snapchat story.
Jenna: "like my recent :))"
Jenna: "like my recent :))"
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