Reds

Stinking, awful, Red Rizlas.

Thick as copy paper, and about as wide, reds are for the stoner who smokes such weak gear (likely soap bar hash) that paper fumes are an essential chemical component of the high.

Often used by novice, or unskilled smokers, as the size and weight of the paper make it easier for feeble hands.

Only acceptable as a last resort, when too blazed to roll properly, or if you're smoking brambles.
B: "Right then, chuck us some skins, actuate the phonograph, and stick the kettle on Cuthbert"

C: "I've only my trusty reds. Incidentally, Spa just shut."

B: "You really are a first-class cunt, Cuthbert"
by bmr May 13, 2004
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When a girl is on their period
Your acting all mad because your on your reds innit?
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The red

I'm on the red.
Being on the red makes me crave chocolate.
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red

A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
"Oh my gosh, can you believe Double S actually married red?"
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
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I love you, you are under my red powers.
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Redding

Want mansions, trees, and alcohol- try Redding. Full of preppy kids, their 'ghetto' counterparts, and the drug-loving Eastonites who inevitably influence quite a few Reddingites to join in a game of 'ruit or a smoke around the really expensive car -or in it (Hotboxing). Currently at the Redding-Easton public high school (Joel Barlow) there are quite a few cars priced over the average starter home, including 3 BMW i-series, an Escalade or two(one black and one white), a yellow H-2, a few wranglers with a couple sporting the necessary snowplow and enlarged tires, and, of course, the Audi. Everyone at Barlow wears either a polo, a Northface, and American Eagle (with a side of Birkenstocks and pot) or black, black, black, and more black. Oh yes, and the occasional "bootylicious" wanna-bee and the kids that come to school so wasted they have forgotten to change their clothes for days.
"My house- 8 o'clock, you coming?"
"Yeah, yeah sure, what should I bring?"
"How about some of that expensive stuff and some plastic cups. Park the jeep behind the house. The Redding Police may be drivin' by, ya know?"
by Survivin' January 08, 2006
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red

an attractive light-skin woman; a man who is 'yellow' or light-skin; a nickname for a light-skin person; a black person with red undertones in their skin or hair
"Aye Red lemme holla at cha!"

"Aye man, what dey call dat gurl down at the strip club wit da phatty?"
"Oh you talkin bout da yella sista?"
"Yea.."
"Oh, dey call her Red."

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