One of the most talented guitar players of our generation. Lead guitarist of My Chemical Romance alongside their short, talented, dangerous rythm guitarist Frank Iero. Writes some of the most amazing guitar parts. Destined to be the next Brian May. Comes with a swoon-worthy fro his band can hide in because he's just that awesome.
by greenskribbles April 16, 2010
Get the Ray Toro mug.AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)
"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
by a-m September 7, 2008
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When you get fed up over a woman constantly nagging you that you finally snap and give her a haymaker to the dome in a enclosed space. Also known as Ray Ricing
Steve- "Why did you end up in jail last week?"
Jon- "My girlfriend wouldn't stop annoying me the whole week so I ray Riced her while she was doing her make up in the bathroom"
Jon- "My girlfriend wouldn't stop annoying me the whole week so I ray Riced her while she was doing her make up in the bathroom"
by Cody F September 8, 2014
Get the Ray Riced mug.Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
by 64hyp64 October 25, 2009
Get the Carlos Ray Norris mug.A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
by boaz357 March 21, 2007
Get the Rachel Ray mug.When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.
This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
by John Lory Harris IV January 12, 2006
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