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rave bags

Bags under your eyes because you were busy raving all night and the air conditioner only went up to your neck and your face is all red.
"Yo Tom, you've got some serious rave bags man...I guess last night was pretty gitch."
by Ezomz January 15, 2009
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radvertisement

An advertisement that is made to make a product seem much more awesome than it is.
What a radvertisement is like:

*cheap explosion effect* Announcer: Introducing the new Grease Destroyer! It cuts through grease like a hot knife through butter! *sword slash sound effect*
by Erfinjerfin July 6, 2009
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midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.
wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins
by paid talker p October 17, 2009
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Safe racer

A person that will not race another unless he konws he has a definite advantage....
A perfect example of a safe racer would be Alpha from chitownracing...
by James uberzack April 24, 2006
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lightswitch rave

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.
The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!
by dj gs68 May 7, 2003
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Rave Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"

2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."

3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
by Psilo707 July 2, 2008
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bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.
Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.
by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005
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