Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013

/rant

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.

insert rant

insert more rant

hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant

by weirdalsuperfan May 10, 2021

Hater’s rant

A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.

John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant!

by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018

Rant

Speak or shout at length in a wild, Unhappy, Unpleasent, Unfair or Impassioned way

She was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all

by BitBucketJr December 19, 2020

macphersons rant

macphersons rant

the corries sang macphersons rant

by barry helnaut February 5, 2021

Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.

I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.

by Fernacular November 9, 2021

Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.

Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery

by Gil4 July 7, 2023