spit roasting

Sexual acts of various kinds between two men and one woman.

“There was a bit of spit roasting going on last night fellas” (Stuart Olding)

by Brooke02 May 18, 2018

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018