Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 29, 2010
by freeryder March 13, 2009
A person that is 1/2 white 1/2 puerto rican. Usally has tan skin, a big mouth, curly hair, and the ablitly to dance well. They also may have the blessing of having light eyes because of their caucasion heritage and light brown to dark hair.
by Rican babe 101 November 08, 2010
A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
Max: Boobies!
by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009
When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or vice versa; bonus points for not checking your blind spot, not using your turn signal, or cutting off one or more other drivers. See Jewish jack-knife
1. I was about to miss my exit but I pulled a Puerto Rican sweep and made the bitch, cutting off an eighteen wheeler in the process.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.
by Stinky Finger McGee November 05, 2004
When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.
I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
by Shaz August 26, 2004
When a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.
Mid stroke he went limp giving her a Puerto Rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.
by vacation girl April 14, 2011