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reality tv

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)
Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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Reality Pie

When your friend needs a HUGE reality check. The friend is out of touch with actual facts. Of course, being the good friend you are, you're there to set them straight.
Reality Pie

Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....

You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....
by Brynn718 March 1, 2009
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Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.
Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!
by Rc916 November 15, 2013
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reality TV

A really stupid idea those fuckshots from FOX decided to develop.
Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
by Hextacy July 5, 2006
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Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.
i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.
by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018
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Reality Kings

One of the more prominent porn networks on the Internet.

It is home to Big Naturals and the infamous MILF Hunter websites.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?

Person 2: I'm going to watch my Reality Kings videos while I punish the Bishop and smother him in Vaseline and A-1 steak sauce.

Person 1: You're such a porn addict.
by iocaoo January 14, 2009
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reality show

A TV show that actually has very little to do with reality, so named just because corporate dumbfucks needed a buzzword to attract attention and they couldn't think of a term that actually fit.
by furrykef May 7, 2003
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