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felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
by scatbrat April 16, 2009
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MKH Ratio

Is a scale which measures the efficacy of a relationship by dividing the amount of money spent on a relationship over the rounds of complete intercourses. If this ratio falls under 50 EPR (Euro per Round) the relationship is considered effective. Otherwise, the relationship has failed to meet MKH standards. This Ratio was first introduced by M.Khadem, et al (2021) and was later developed by K and S, et al (2022).
Why are you sobbing over a relationship with an MKH Ratio of 78?!
by Happik February 8, 2022
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bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop
I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.
by alexandria_ February 23, 2018
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filletio ratio

simply the guy to girl ratio in any given situation.
Dude: "Yo i heard this party's going to be insane!"
Dude 2: "Yea man, it's rumored there will be a filletio ratio of like 1 to 3!"
by yungkillainmanilla April 14, 2014
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failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do
Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio
by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022
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BTM ratio

(short for boobs-to-maintenance ratio) is a commonly used metric for gold-diggers, pioneered by bitcoin millionaires and Hong Kong veterans.

Units: cup (A = 1, B = 2, etc...) per $1000 of monthly maintenance cost.

Anything with BTM ration of 4 or above is considered a good investment. The ultimate goal in life is to father children with women who have an infinite BTM ratio.
1. My Thai GF got a BTM ratio of 8, what a catch!

2. Hong Kong's average BTM ratio is 0.5, no wonder the country's falling apart!
by bal3r November 7, 2019
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the Seaside Ratio

When there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. Often the girl is a skank and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.
"Every bar we went to last night had the Seaside Ratio"
by OMGitsDANxCORE July 17, 2009
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