queer giraffes

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

by Saverio January 07, 2005

movie queer

A closeted queer that enjoys naked men in mainstream movies (such as Walk Hard, Watchmen, Bruno, etc... ). This includes not only male viewers but also the males behind the making of such movies.

Average dude: What is up with all the male nudity in GUY movies?

Movie Queer: You are so insecure. It's just a naked man. It's art.

by howtruthhurts August 18, 2009

Queer Spawn

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.

"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."

by Kalique October 22, 2006

THUMB QUEERS

OPINIONATED PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO BRAIN ACTIVITY THUMB QUEERS

CLUELESS THUMB QUEERS WITH NO TALENT IMAGINE THAT THEIR ALWAYS RUNNIN THEIR SORRY MOUTH'S!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM May 21, 2011

Queer Jachnun

a Queer Jachnun is done while having the sexy time. right as his dick enter ur booty hole you pull it out and start to slam dicks against each other resulting in a sword fight.

pablo: man I wish I had a man to pull off a queer jachnun with.

by Jaquaviostavios the 3rd February 20, 2022

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018