quaff

Like a queef only worse

OMG, that quaff is horrible.

by SethLOgsdon April 7, 2008

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

Quarfnock

penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area.

(fart noise) "dude you just quarfnocked"

by Jackson8 March 10, 2009

Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009

quaffabulous

to be hungry and the food before you be fabulous...quaffabulous

Wow Craig, that looks and tastes quaffabulous that Parmo, I was marvin a minute ago

by parmo_parmo September 19, 2010