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brad quant

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.
That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017
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Aggressive-Quantifying

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.
POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!
by Playrr May 10, 2020
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quality vs. quantity

When planning a particular task, one might ask oneself, "Quality or quantity?" Focusing on either may consume the same amount of time and resources, but the result will often be significantly different.
When I make chocolate chip cookies, I always consider quality vs. quantity. If I'm baking for a larger group, I'll make more cookies, but they'll be smaller.
by Daniel Premo December 11, 2003
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quantastic

Is quantastic any spectacular or fascinating or strange phenomenon which involves an artifact based on a quantum effect.
The Mag Surf is quantastic : it is a quantum skateboard levitating thanks to superconducting magnets (same principle as maglev trains)

link : news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20123525-1/mag-surf-quantum-skateboard-defies-gravity/
by laboussoleestmonpays March 17, 2013
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quailtard

A combination of word "quail" which is a bird that is small in size and having mottled brown plumage and a short tail, with a contraction of the word "retard", one who is mentally challanged. Quailtard was first uttered by Jon Stewart on "The daily Show". It refers to the hunting accident in which Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot a lawyer from Texas on February 11, 2006.
I turned on the TV and all the stations were talking about quailtard.
by TJ_H February 17, 2006
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quantavious

quantavious is funny,cute,fun,loving,kind,and patient but he tries his best to keep his temper at some points he loves to go out with friends and talking to people he loves his girlfriend and his sister and will do anything for them hes smart and is talented and if you date him you might wanna stay with him because he will grow up to be something that everyone wished they would had regret dissing or leaving him
quantavious will be the person you wish you was still with and the relationship will be awesome
by june 10,2001 March 17, 2016
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Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.
Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
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