Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

pubic bangs

Hair that obviously belongs to a person's crotch that is overflowing from their bathing suit. If the person is wearing a speedo, then this hair can flow in from the sides. When there's enough of this hair it resembles bangs, but instead of being around someone's face it is around their man or woman junk instead.

Check out the hairy dude in the speedo.

Yeah his pubic bangs are tight, bro.

by DunchAttack July 15, 2010

Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.

"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits

by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010

Panic Eating

The art of inhaling your food. Panic eating is only in progress when the food you are currently eating doesn't even touch the tongue of the consumer.

"Jesus John, you really panic ate the shit out of that battered sausage".

Panic eating can be bad for the heart!

by bpgala August 31, 2011

pubic-wildfire

When one long pube gets lit on fire and causes a chain reaction of fire that spreads through out your body.

Dude, my i had such a bad pubic-wildfire yesterday. Hence the missing eyebrow.

by KEeeEEEEeeeeeEe January 11, 2012

pubic triangle

A three way intersection in Edinburgh, Scotland with a strip club on each corner.

“BRO this Saturday night we’re hitting the pubic triangle”

by turntvonnelit March 2, 2018

panic kly

another person with swag😳🤭

panic kly my beloved is very much swag🥵

by nozbj April 16, 2021