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Proposing

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!
by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019
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plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context
you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal
by aidel maidel May 11, 2014
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Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.
Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details
by TrueDstory June 2, 2016
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Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.
I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
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Propedo

Someone who is a professional "Pedo" or pedophile. Someone who enjoys the act of Propedopating often and takes it more seriously than just a hobby. Someone who is a Pedo 24/7.

A way to say someone is a pedo without them knowing.
Guy #1:"Look at that creepy old guy"
Guy #2:"Yeah he's a propedo"
by CharlesNumber7 April 1, 2009
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Proposal

When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
So you gonna give me that proposal?
by Laredo[HK] June 8, 2015
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