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pronoun panic

The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.
Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!

...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
by atds November 14, 2009
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prodouché

The boss' pet employee who is absolutely useless at his job, but can do no wrong in the boss' eyes; a douchebag.
A: Tim has the boss' ear.

B: Yeah, he's the department prodouché
by Talisman_London September 16, 2009
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Neo-pronoun

Neo pronouns

Neo pronouns are a neologism pronoun that differ from traditional English pronouns: he, she, they, I, you, and one. Neo pronouns can be traced back into mid-17th century, having been documented in George Fox’s 1660 book stating,

“for using those words to some proud men, who would say, 'What! You ill-bred clown, do you Thou me?'"

Other neo-pronouns such as Thon caught on for a short while from late 1800’s to early 1900’s, recorded in “Funk and Wagnalls, Supplement to A Standard Dictionary of the English Language, 1903”

thon. Pronoun of the 3rd person, common gender, meaning “that one, he she, or it”: a neoterism proposed by Charles Crozat Converse, and apparently complying with the neoteristic canons, since it supplies an antecedent blank, obeys a simple and obvious analogy, and is euphonious.

Neo-pronouns have since died down in usage but have resurged in mid 2010’s by Non-Binary individuals (people who identify outside of the gender binary) who expressing comfort in being referred to types of neo-pronouns.

Resources can be found to research more on neo-pronouns on Merriem Webster dictionary
Person 1: Hello, my name is Taylor and I go by thon neo-pronouns

*Taylor walks into a store and thon sees something thon likes*
by Alex. R March 22, 2022
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de/fault pronouns

a person who uses de/fault pronouns is typically found in comment sections promoting toxic masculinity, however on the inside they are very nice and cuddly and like shoving cucumbers up their bussy
person a: i use de/fault pronouns, take that lib

person b: oh ok i like your neopronouns, also what size do you like your cucumbers?
by bussy_smasher February 25, 2021
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pronouns in bio

A way of telling someone your pronouns without telling someone your pronouns
Person 1: Hey! did you check *inset name here*'s bio?

person 2: no. . . why?

person 1: turns out, if you look at their pronouns in bio, they use the pronouns they/them!

person 2: oh. . . looks like I've been using the wrong pronouns! I'll try to use the right ones when referring to them!
by NotSureWhatI'mDoingHere May 13, 2021
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PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who just got canned. In addition to losing all dignity, it is learned that scores of many other people knew about it months before the terminated person. These people avoid the person losing the job as if the terminated person had plague or leprosy; hence, the invocation of "leper."The employee losing their job also loses their office, support, email, benefits, etc. And to a large degree spirit and health.

Though originating at Pfizer, the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer in the world, the term "PFLEPER" (pronounced F-LEPER) may be used for any terminated employee anywhere.

Pfizer puts a "P" before many words beginning with "F:" eg., Pfun, Pfinance, Pfamily, etc. And prefixes a "PF" on just about any other word it uses. Cute that way.
Have you heard about David? They're letting him know on Friday he's out. I think he may know. He even looks like a PFLEPER (pronounced F-LEPER).
Even the Zoloft} and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

He's really Pfucked.
by Wyeth October 1, 2009
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Pronouns in bio

A phrase used by homosexual men as an open invite for rough anal sex

Typically, the phrase "Pronouns in bio" is used by bottoms
"Pronouns in bio"
"Yeah man once my wife goes to work"
by slowstrokegoat March 9, 2023
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