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Peemium Quality Beer

Beer that tastes yuck !!!!!
Person 1: This new pub down the street sucks.I paid 10 bucks to taste rat-pee in my beer

Person 2: Now thats what you call "Peemium Quality Beer"... LOL
by Sins Helixia January 12, 2011
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Pemis

Penis with an m so it’s child friendly
“Pemis”
by Pemis_pemis January 17, 2021
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.
Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump
by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011
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Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.
by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009
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permiscuous

A word that people thinks means sleeping around a lot but is actually spelled promiscuous, dumbasses.
I don't think anything could be permiscuous because that isn't a word.
by Skip Petty February 11, 2008
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Free Pornhub Premium

When it's valentines day but you're single. Pornhub is there to cheer you up by giving everyone free week premium.
Gnoblin: You got a valentine
Gnome: Nope, but I do have my free pornhub premium
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Permit

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.
by B0m8A May 12, 2019
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