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Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"
by Jooker January 18, 2009
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Jonny: Hey I make Minecraft videos on YouTube.
Billy: Are you a pedophile?
by XxXPu$$yDe$troyerXxX January 12, 2018
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Pedophile Patch

A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.
When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.
by Kevin587 April 7, 2007
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Reverse pedophile

When an individual is sexually attracted to older people. The older person is forced into sexual acts against there will. This is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. Molesting older people. Strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.
Once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
Dude, i just realized that I`m a reverse pedophile. Lets hit up the senior center now!
Bingo!
by iloveoldmen May 14, 2011
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
My little sister is a pedophile.
by Acktucus April 4, 2017
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This is not a definition.
This is a letter to the Urban Dictionary editors,
I see you have no place for any of us to get in touch with you, to send an email or make a complaint.How very convenient.
Is this what you call "editing", some of the people on this site sre sick in the head, and there are alot of posts you should NOT be allowing.
Firstly, it is not ok or normal to be attracted to little children.It is SICK.

Dear Urban Dictionary, ARE YOU READING THIS???
There is a man on this site claiming he finds little girls "hot" and saying offensive things.

There are other subjects in which people are being ofensive also.I am talking Highly Offensive.
For example, the last entry under the word christians.
It's one thing to allow free speech, but this is criminal negligence, and I suggest you do something about it.
Stop letting people get away with horrific posts.
Are you paying attention??
A pedophile is an amoral sicko.
by LINDAR June 1, 2006
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pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.
The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.
by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004
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