pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

Orgy Porridge

The chunky aftermath of a gay orgy with one bottom

After that insane orgy, I was shitting orgy porridge for weeks

by JellyKitty1469 January 29, 2022

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

Porridge

A term referencing to male sperm cells

How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?

by aquamos29 October 14, 2018