Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Pop tart

A female escort.

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

Pop tart

the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.

karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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by offended by everyone February 16, 2024

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 12, 2011

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 September 09, 2017

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022