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polygamy

1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.
by s: August 19, 2004
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polygomy

baz says:
khoa said that turns him on
daniel says:
uh
daniel says:
he's saying that while he's in a relationship with you?
daniel says:
how bold
daniel says:
its nice to know that polygomy lives on
daniel says:
through you and khoa
by finesticecream March 12, 2009
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Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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polygamy

The practice of marrying more than one spouse.

To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).

Also see monogamy.
Mormons (illegally) practice polygamy; the U.S. of A. forbids polygamy.
by Lorelili November 16, 2006
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Polyamory

'Polyamorists' define "Polyamory" as :
The practice, state or ability of having more than
one sexual loving relationship at the same time, with the full
knowledge and consent of all partners involved.

In reality, polyamory is more often used as nothing more than A way of attempting to make 'open' relationships appear more mature by selfish individuals who use the idea of polyamory as a means to have multiple sexual partners while keeping the relationships themselves in an overly complicated and childish attrition.

"Polyamorists" often doge questions or conversation about which of their lovers they prefer more as they do not like people to know they do have just as much jealousy and preference in lovers as any monogamous person and are simply using polyamory as a doge to mask their own profound emotional baggage. This is another purpose using the term 'polyamory' serves for people to manipulate others and ultimately make everyone involved far more unhappy.

Weather everyone involved knows or does not know the identity of other lovers involved in a multiple relationship seems to be an entirely moot point when the majority of so-called 'polyamorists' turn out to be nothing more than manipulative, selfish people who are using the idea as a battering ram in relationships.
Why can't Allisa just drop the polyamory act and own up to the fact that she wants to screw all kinds of people while keeping them at a distance?
by The Stain Doctor October 11, 2011
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polyamorous

A synonym for "slut", "womanizer" or "man-whore"
Polyamorous is the result of a feeble attempt to legitimize acting like a slut or a man-whore but pretending not to be subject to the word.
by flybd5juan November 25, 2022
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polygon

A shape that u have to study in that hell that they call geometry...polygons have 3 or more sides and they all have to be closed with no curves
triangle
rectangle
pentagon
hexagon
hectagon
octagon
nonagon
decagon
undecagon
dodecagon....and on and onogon
A polygon is not a parrot. Its a shape
by justsomedude January 10, 2006
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