Police with no real jobs other than to make you kiss their ass. And then after 30 minutes they leave you with a ticket always making sure to say they've cut you a "break".
**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
Ya there were 3 Gulf Breeze police on the scene + all I had was a broken tailight! "Theeeem bitches."
by ashleyNoel08Auburn March 7, 2009
Get the Gulf Breeze police mug.A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
by HMB October 21, 2006
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by Jim Gabriel January 6, 2008
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Richard went to lilu near downtown, but was caught by a policetitute who pulled a 21 Jump Street. He spent the night in jail.
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Get the Arabic Podiatrist mug.50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.
Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
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