bestie pluto

“bestie pluto”, one who is addicted to saying “so true”, and loves Lana Del Ray. they love yerba mate, and are meras #1 simp.

Person: hey! did you hear about bestie pluto? i heard that they like to say so true a lot.
Pluto: i- so true bestie!!

by ur 4lifer June 18, 2021

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pastel.umbrella/pluto

the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays

“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”

by 4ppleju1cez July 10, 2021

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chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.

Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.

by Douwntanal October 15, 2019

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Pluto Maniac

Use in describing a person that always think out of this planet

My friend's brother is so obsessed with the stars and astrology he is such a Pluto maniac

by Coreleon September 22, 2022

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Pluto nigga

Pluto nigga is a term for a fat ass normally found on construction sites it is almost a rule that every construction company has at least one Pluto nigga

Man shit where's my hammer I don't know go see if the Pluto nigga has it

by Pluto nigga April 24, 2019

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