plarfer

Plarfer means whatever you want it to mean. Plarfer was first spoken in 1887 by Samson Pibbles Bradley and is commonly used with handicapped people nowadays.

That guy is a plarfer.

by plibcork June 28, 2009

Plarb

A roll of fat or a pile of condiment such as mayonaise. Kinda jiggly, and gross.

"I have fat plarbs all over my body"

"There was a plarb of mayo on my plate"

by bertha schnut December 2, 2009

Piarr

Piarr is a boy who also goes by Pianess. He likes to xobile with friends. Piarr is in love with Voobs, but she will never love him back.

Piarr does not know how to be a master debator.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

Plarp

sound made when you slop on a big ol peice of ass (shit)

Man I will plarp yo ass

by foofypoof91 March 18, 2003

Plar

The abbreviation of the phrase Piss Like A Racehore. Used to describe the need to piss incredibly badly.

After drinking a litre of lemonade, then collecting urinal cakes from bathrooms all around the town, Rake found he had to plar.

by Kai The Great October 1, 2006

Penal Pliers

A tool used to sexually pleasure men via urethra insertion.

Sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his semen slide stretched.

by Circle Jerker November 27, 2004

Pilar

A stupid smelly spaniard that doesnt care about anyone but herself. She is the jealous type that is totally obsessive, and her only hobby is to start drama.

Wow, that bitch is such a Pilar.

by anonymous125034 June 16, 2010