pissafied

the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(

friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

by harold da' butt nugget August 7, 2014

pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pissgasm

Pissgasm is when you've been holding in a piss for so long that when you finally piss, it feels like you've had an orgasm

Dude, I just had the best pissgasm ever!
How long were you holding it in for dude?!
About 3 hours bro, greatest piss i've ever had in my life!

by Onesie7 May 5, 2018

pissbaby67

She is beauty she is grace. Booty all up in her face. Won the contest, got first place. Out of orbit, out in space. An alien, destroying the human race. She likes silk and she likes lace, If she's scared, she pulls out mace. Detective got thrown off the case. She is swift, not leaving a trace. She has a super top secret base. Try to catch her it's a chase. If she was a playing card, she'd be ace. If you fight her, you'll be left in a neck brace. She is not fast, nor slow, she goes at her own pace. She likes pottery, she owns a vase. She likes musicals, operas, and plays. She owns the female gaze. Everyone falls for her, even the gays. She loves animals, she often takes in strays. She's always busy, gone for days. She leaves men in a daze. She likes a little fog, a little haze. She's complex, her brain is like a maze. She'll love, forever and always. On the evil, she preys. She is spiritual, she often prays. All her hard work, off it pays. She likes the beach, on the sand she lays. If you're an enemy, be prepared for a taze. And scene.

Ryah: I love pissbaby67.
Awooga: TRUUUUE.

by pissbaby67 February 6, 2022

Pisshard

When a man wake's up with an erected penis and needs to go pee.

Bob: man Dude i woke up with a pisshard today!
Jill: gross! you must of really had too pee!

by CAiNSTUHHhh August 17, 2009

pissass

when you pee in a toilet before shitting. Then, when you do defecate in said toilet the pee water splashes up and smacks your bum.

I just peed and shat in that order and got a major case of pissass all up in there, like dayummmm!

by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010

Pisstake

usually British slang for taking the piss or really annoying someone

man you know Michael he is such a pisstake.
are you taking the piss?

by hugjgb tb tiuygyyyy June 26, 2018