pineapple

its a fucking pineapple why would you look this up

pineapple is pineapple

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020

Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

Pineappleism

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.

A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

by benedictcuminhervaj April 12, 2015

pineapple

*A tropical fruit.

*A term to refer to a beautiful man.

*The name of the Mark 2 APHG (Anti-Personnel Hand Grenade), a fragmentation grenade with a service dating as far as World War II. Replaced by the M67, the Pineapple sees very little or no service anymore.

"Nobody uses Pineapple grenades much anymore. Pineapple grenades can also be collected."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

Pineapple

A "slang word" used to describe a dumb individual without calling them derogatory or lewd comments that may insult a group of people (such as if I called the dumb individual a n*gger)

Did you see that pineapple run from the cops?

by Dreamer1985 May 1, 2009

Pineapple

A fruit where the yellow sponge lives in

Who lives under a pineapple under the sea??

by Brendon urie fan June 12, 2017

Pineapple

It's a fricking pineapple bro
A pineapple is a pineapple
It doesn't go on pizza
Please don't put it on pizza

Guy one: I like pineapple pizza
Guy two: You monster

by Kokichi fooking ouma March 25, 2020