Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
mugGet the Pinching Horseshoesmug.

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."
by Rally Cry November 4, 2010
mugGet the pinch machinemug.

Pinche Puta

Damn did you guys see that pinche puta
by Gobbles! May 19, 2015
mugGet the Pinche Putamug.

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
by tox0tes August 3, 2008
mugGet the penis pinchmug.

pinche joto

Pinche: fuck in Spanish (not sex, see: Coger, Chingar)

Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot
Mark, you toss so much salad at work, you MUST be a pinche joto.
by Mark Shawley July 4, 2005
mugGet the pinche jotomug.

Pinched Up

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.
Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.
by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009
mugGet the Pinched Upmug.

pinche culo

Pinche culo in spanish is the translation of fucking pussy(some afraid of something)
Pinche culo le tiene miedo asu mama
by El compare de culiacan November 16, 2020
mugGet the pinche culomug.

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